Our Top 20 Picks
The names that make us laugh out loud — paired with the pet that wears them best.
RABBIT
Dr. Chili Palmer
A sharp-dressed black-and-white bunny with a name that means business.
DOG
Agnes
A shaggy old English sheepdog, unbothered and a little bit regal.
CAT
Sir Reginald Fluffington
A Persian cat who judges you silently from the top of the stairs.
REPTILE
Big Gary
A bearded dragon with the calm confidence of a man who owns the block.
CAT
Professor Whiskerton
A tabby who has clearly read more books than you.
GOAT
Mabel the Marvelous
A pygmy goat who treats every fence as a suggestion.
DOG
Master Chief
A golden retriever who takes his codename very seriously and his naps even more seriously.
CHICKEN
Dolly Parton
A Rhode Island Red hen with big personality and even bigger feathers.
PIG
Porky Muddington
A potbellied pig who answers only to his full name.
BIRD
Aunt Carol
An African grey parrot who repeats things you wish she hadn't heard.
DOG
Colonel Mustard
A corgi built low to the ground and full of opinions.
RABBIT
Beyoncé
A Netherland dwarf rabbit who runs the household, obviously.
DOG
Wendell
A French bulldog who snores louder than the TV.
DONKEY
Judge Judy
A miniature donkey who does not care for your excuses.
TURTLE
Bartholomew
A box turtle taking the scenic route through life, always.
BIRD
Karen (from Accounting)
A cockatiel who would like to speak to the manager.
DOG
Big Steve
A Great Dane who thinks he's a lap dog. He is not.
CAT
Nana Pearl
A Maine Coon the size of a throw pillow, twice as soft.
LLAMA
Uncle Rico
A llama who still talks about his glory days on the farm circuit.
ROOSTER
Gordon Ramsay
A rooster who wakes the whole farm up and is not sorry about it.